Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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