If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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