Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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