Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize