Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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