Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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