This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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