She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You are the jesus of drinking
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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