Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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