There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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