Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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