We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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