You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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