My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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