i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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