so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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