Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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Cover your peen. We're going out.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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