Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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