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my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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