i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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