before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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