cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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