Whod you bang
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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