Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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