how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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