Porn is love you can see.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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