Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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