My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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