guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize