I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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