big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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