Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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