EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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