I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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