Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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