so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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