Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
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