Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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