Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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