Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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