I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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