whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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