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she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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