in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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