I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
How external is "for external use only"?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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