So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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