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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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