OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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