I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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