If that was your dad, he is hot
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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